H1 N E 1?

The eleventh person died from H1N1 (lovingly referred to as “swine flu”) in Hawaii. Don’t believe me? It was on the news! But no worry beef curry, we now have a vaccine for the nasty virus. Will that get rid of all the swine flu?

It’s becoming well known that the swine flu is contributing to our flailing economy. The Japanese are the most scared of disease and germs, and because they do not want more cases of swine flu in their country, they are traveling to other places besides Hawaii and spending their valuable money there instead.

This is grimy situation.

So should we really be releasing statistics of H1N1 victims in such public places like on t.v., the newspaper, and the internet? Shouldn’t we try to put this in a top-secret vault for only the most trust-worthy of people to see? Yes, this sounds unrealistic, but we need money and we need it from tourists!

Well, at least there’s a vaccine. And U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius says the vaccine is safe.

The adverse effects are minimal compared to what can happen when you get the flu.

So, like home sales, the future of our battle against H1N1 is looking up, and with it will slowly be our economy. Keep your heads up, guys, we’re climbing out! Shoots den, we go.